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Take Your Pet to the Scrap Heap Day
by Seadragon
It's morning in Megaopolis and it seems peaceful... Unless you're in the Maverick base and hearing Seadragon curse up a storm after an all night session on the PlayStation 10 and Mortal Kombat 21: The Re-Re-Re-Return of Shao Kahn
 SD: You have to be ****-ing kidding me?!?
This awakens the entire team. They aren't too happy to see Seadragon at this point
 DarkSage: Can you freaking shut up for one damn second?!?
 Brick: Yeah, man... Can't you see we are trying to sleep?
SD: Well, yeah. But, I am so close to beating this game.
 Jade: Listen. We have to get some sleep now. Remember what Vile and Sigma wanted us to do tomorrow?
*FLASHBACK!*
Sigma and Vile are in their office when they summon for Launch.
 Sigma: Do you know why I have summoned you here, Launch Octopus?
Jade: Uh... Does this have anything to do with that Jigglypuff that I ran over last week?
 Vile: NO! We have you here because we have a job for you and your hapless team that is so easy that you guys can't even fathom screwing this one up. You are going to...
Sigma: Babysit my little puppy, Velguarder, for the day while we head to the Evil Villains Convention in some podunk place called Outworld or something. Anyway, you buffoons are in charge of taking care of him. If anything happens to him, you dummies will be on clean up duty for a month! Got it?
Jade: Sure, boss... Oh, and don't take the Red Car. That still has some Pichu guts on it.
Vile: WHAT?!? That was my car, you lamebrained mollusk!!
*END FLASHBACK!*
Jade: So, I suggest we get some shut eye.
SD: Fine.
The night flys by quickly and the team starts to wake up for the day. Velguarder, Sigma's little robo-puppy meets with the first two members to reach the living room, Spark and Brick.
Brick: So we have to babysit you, huh?
 Velguarder: Bark! Bark!
 Spark: God... This is pathetic, man. I'd rather be cracking the Zeta Squad around, not dog watching.
Brick: I agree. Hey! I have an idea: Why don't we give him a walk?
Spark: Uh, Brick. He's a robo-dog. He doesn't need to be walked.. or fed... or watered... Hell, I don't think it poops.
Brick: *elbows Spark in gut*
Spark: I mean, Yeah! Let's take little what's-his-name for a walk.
And so, Spark and Brick head out for the park while Jade, Blackbelt, Seadragon, and Dark Knight finally arrive in the living room.
SD: There, I got some sleep now.
Jade: Good. Now, where's the dog at?
Dark Knight looks out of the window to see Spark and Brick walking the dog.
 Dark Knight: Would you believe that they are walking the dog?
Jade: Really? How?? He's a robo-dog. He doesn't need to be walked or fed or watered or even use the bathroom.
 Blackbelt: What's even worst is that today is the day that Signas is having his parade in his honor. If Velguarder butts in with that, they'll easily send those Zeta Scum after us.
Jade: Dark Knight, did you know which way Brick and Spark went?
Dark Knight: They went west... Towards the parade route.
Jade: Oh no... Guys. Let's go.
So, the team (sans DarkSage, who is still sleeping after an all night gambling binge online) go after Brick and Spark before they can ruin the parade for Signas.
Brick, Spark and Velguarder are near the parade route when they spot the float that Signas will ride. Standing near though is every Maverick's number one and number two on their enemy list: X and Zero
Brick: Hey. This is nice, man. Didn't know a loser like Signas could get a parade in his honor.
Spark: What a shock...
Brick: Hold on, big guy. Are we going to watch the parade?
Spark: Hell no! We're gonna wreck it. I figure that with only those two dimwits guarding Signas, it'll be a piece of cake.
Brick: You're kidding, right?
Spark: Nope. I need to get some agression out of my system anyway. *Looks around for Velguarder* Say, Brick. You were with the dog, right?
Brick: No. You were.
Spark: Oh...
Before Spark could finish that sentence, he see that Velguarder has broken through the leash and he is over by the float barking at Signas while X and Zero stare it down.
Brick: Holy fishsticks, Spark! We gotta get that robo-mutt before they destroy him and Sigma put us on poo-poo patrol.
Spark: Yeah. Let's go.. Oh, and Brick. Next time you imitate the Boy Wonder, I'll give you such a pinch!
Meanwhile at the float...
Velguarder: *growls at X and Zero* BARK! BARK BARK!
 Zero: Give me one good reason why I don't make a robo-hot dog out your body parts, boy?
Just as Zero starts to drop his sword, Spark comes in and cracks the Hunter upside his head with his fist
 X: I should of known you Maverick scum were around. Now, I suggest you give up peacefully or else!
Brick: Or else what, you blue baboon?
Spark: HEY! Leave my family members out of it, you nimrod.
Brick: Not you, Spark. I'm talking about the other blue baboon.
X: Ohhhh... You did NOT just say that. It's on now.
X fires off a shot from his Mega Buster that grazes the back of Velguarder. Brick responds by leaping up and freezing X with a Shotgun Ice.
Spark: NO! *Tries desperately to rub the scuff mark off of Velgaurder's back*
Brick: *Fights off Zero's attack* Come on, man! Give me some help here.
It wasn't long before Spark rubbed the scuff mark off of Velguarder, but he was quickly overpowered by X and Zero. Brick also met the same fate.
Zero: Whew... That takes care of them. Hey, boss. Where do you want us to interrogate these guys?
 Signas: Take them to the Scrapyard northeast of here. The others members of Sigma's creeps don't know where that is, and that is perfect to get what we need.
X: Uh, boss. Who's going to protect you in the parade?
Signas: Don't worry about it. I have Douglas and Axl here as well in case a Maverick attack happened to keep you two busy.
Brick and Spark are taken in a spare hovercar that Zero provided. Little did they know that Velguarder somehow escaped their grasp after Spark did his work.
Velguarder: *whimpers*
This is when Jade and the others arrive to see Velguarder scared in the alleyway
Jade: Whew... We found you, Velguarder. What's wrong?
SD76: Did Timmy fall down another well?
Dark Knight: Oh, come on. Even I know that is lame... Plus, who do you think this is, Lassie?
SD76: It's worth a shot, you know.
Blackbelt: Hold on, you two. I think I can... Oh boy. This is not good. The Maverick Hunters have taken Brick and Spark to some scrap heap. What do we do, Jade?
Jade: Same thing we always do: Kick us some Maverick Hunter ass.
While they are fomulating a plan, let's check on DarkSage, who's still sleeping...
DarkSage: Mmmmm.... Caffeine Free Mountain Dew....
Nice dream, wasn't it? Anyway, Brick and Spark are being guarded by three members of the Zeta Squad, along with X and Zero
Spark: You guys are so dead when I get out of this...
X: Right... Heard that before. Now, tell us where the Maverick base is and I promise not to do something that might be dangerous to you two...
Brick: No... Not Jack Bauer. Anyone but him and his crappy anime! I still get nightmares from them!
Zero: No, X. Bringing him in means we could get in the line of fire as well.
X: Oh, just bring in those Zeta Squad guys. I'm sure we can watch the carnage from above.
As soon as X leaves, in come Flashing Chimpanzer, Nova Brontaur and the so-called 'leader' of the team, Typhoon Robin.
 Typhoon Robin: Alright, you two. You're going to talk or else the fluffy little bird gets BBQ'd by the Flashy one...
 Flashing Chimpanzer: That's me!
Typhoon Robin:... And the big lug gets fried by Nova here.
 Nova Brontaur: Just let me know when to fire, boss.
Typhoon Robin: Not yet. Let's see if either one wants to talk.
Typhoon gets near Brick, who just flips him off. He then gets near Spark, and to his surprise, gets his privates smashed by his fist which happened to be there
Typhoon Robin: ACK! That was not cool... You two know what to do, so do it.
Nova Brontaur: Right, boss.
Flashing Chimpanzer: Heh heh... *Readies a Sparkling Bolt* Someone is going to fry tonight!
Just as it seems that both Brick and Spark are done for, in comes the cavalery in the form of the remaining Alpha Movement members sans DarkSage
Jade: You guys just don't give up, do you?
Typhoon Robin: Why would we give up? It's not our nature as Maverick Hunters to surrender. Boys: GET THEM!
Nova Brotaur and Flashing Chimpanzer charge at the other members while Typhoon Robin flees to meet up with Zero and X. In one end, Nova Brontaur is fighting off Jade and Dark Knight while Seadragon and Blackbelt is facing off with Flashing Chimpanzer
Jade: You might as well give up, Dino-butt. You can't beat me.
Nova Brontaur: Wanna bet? NOVA BEAM!
Nova Brontaur fires off his Nova Beam and it barely misses both Dark Knight and Jade
Dark Knight: Nice shooting, Tex. *looks over to see a support beam melted away thanks to the Nova Beam* Woah... Thank god that wasn't us.
Jade: Don't worry, Dark Knight. This should cool his jets.
Jade summons a Marine Tornado at Nova Brontaur while he charges up another Nova Beam attack. It hits, taking out Nova Brontaur's main attack
Jade: NOW!
Dark Knight charges in and sticks Nova Brontaur with his horns and then flings him in the air. He lands hard on the ground, knocking him out.
Dark Knight: Whew! Son of a bitch weighs a ton, man.
Jade: Well, that takes care of him. You get Brick and Spark untied while I... Oh oh. Velguarder followed us, right?
Dark Knight: Yeah. Why you ask?
Jade *Points over to where Typhoon Robin, Zero and X are at* Then why do those guys have him?
Dark Knight: No idea. Didn't know they wanted a dog. They could of asked me because I knew a guy who had a Cocker Spaniel named Booger. Nice dog too.
Jade: Look, let's not get too far into that flashback, man. You get Brick and Spark free, then join me so we can kick some Maverick butt.
They head off while Seadragon, in his Fighter Mode, and Flashing Chimpanzer are trading blow for blow, each one countered by the other
SD76: *panting* You're good for a monkey...
Flashing Chimpanzer: And you're good for a bird. Too bad it has to end here. FLASHING BOLT!
He fires off a Flashing Bolt that hits Seadragon directly in the chest, knocking him down. Blackbelt sneaks behind the monkey Maverick Hunter and trips him up with a Rolling Shield from behind
Flashing Chimpanzer: HEY! No fair hitting me from behind, you dirty crook.
Blackbelt: Well, thanks for calling me and my team mates dirty crooks. *aims his Plasma Shooter at Flashing Chimpanzer's head*
Got it... Got it... LOCKED-ON! FIRE PLASMA SHOOTER!!
Blackbelt fires his Plasma Shooter at Flashing Chimpanzer, but he dodges it rather easily. It heads straight towards a recovered Seadragon, who sees it and quickly flys away. To the dismay of the Mavericks, the shot went into a vat of molten metal, which created a grand explosion. This sent the Mavericks and the Hunter to the nearby wall with such great force that all three were knocked out cold
Meanwhile, Jade sees Typhoon Robin, X, and Zero on a catwalk high above the floor. He catches up with them.
JADE: Looks like you're going down, Hunters.
TYPHOON ROBIN: Not Exactly....
With that, Typhoon Robin flees from the catwalk to go after Dark Knight, who is having trouble with the ropes that are holding Brick and Spark
TYPHOON ROBIN: Target in sight... *He spots the Maverick Trio* Time for the kill... Heh.
DARK KNIGHT: What the....??? *He spots Typhoon Robin and dodges the incoming Hunter* OLE!
Dark Knight moves back and frees Brick and Spark. This scares Typhoon Robin into retreating, but not before his wings are clipped by Dark Knight's Boomerang Cutter
BRICK: Hey, birdy: FREEZE! *Brick freezes Typhoon Robin in place with a Shotgun Ice*
Spark: This is going to be classic...
Spark charges in and smashes the frozen Hunter with a devestating right punch that sends him flying into the air... and to the shagrin of X and Zero, right on top of them allowing Velguarder to escape their clutches.
JADE: We got the dog, now let's get out before Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum get their crap together again.
With that, the Alpha Movement heads out and leaves the Hunters stranded in the scrapyard.
When they arrive back at Maverick base, they see Sigma and Vile have returned from the trip they took.
SIGMA: Velguarder! Hey, buddy. I'm glad to see you again. So, did you guys do what I asked?
JADE: Of course, Sigma. It's not like there was any accidents that involved the robo-puppy, right?
VILE: Hmm? What is THIS?!? *He spots the scuff mark that Spark didn't exactly rub all the way off.* Who's responsible for this?
SIGMA: Oh, come off of it, Vile. They did protect my little pup. Be glad he's not in pieces.
VILE: *sighs* You lazy assclowns are lucky Sigma is in a good mood because if it was MY dog, I'd have your asses on a silver platter lined with lettuce!
SPARK: Whew.... That was close.
BRICK: You're telling me.
JADE: A-hem. You two have to deal with me since I am the 'supposed' leader of the team. We agreed to take care of this dog and since you guys disobied an order from me, I'd guess I have to punish you... I just don't know how?
SEADRAGON: I have an idea. An evil idea that'd make the Grinch proud.
And so, Spark and Brick were forced to watch Seadragon play on the PS10 until the cows came home, and even when they did come home, he'd still play and both Spark and Brick suffered from major boredom.
BRICK: Next time, I won't listen to another one of your ideas.
SPARK: Oh, shut up. *Punches Brick in the face*
THE END!
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